美剧《开心汉堡店》第三季第一集Part564-中英文对照台词剧本

第三季第一集
What?
什么
No!
不是吧
Lin, you gotta stop reading the police blotter.
琳 别再看那些逮捕名单了
It just makes you mad.
看完干生气
Why would someone steal the sign for Ball Street?
这帮人干嘛偷球尔街的路牌啊
Oh, God, what is this town coming to?
老天 这座小镇会变成怎样
It"s going to crap.
没救了
Tell me about it.
快跟我说说
Somebody threw a snow cone at my windshield today.
今天还有人朝我的挡风玻璃扔冰淇淋呢
I thought I hit a rainbow.
我还以为是撞到彩虹了
It was terrifying.
真是吓死人了
Oh, come on. I don"t think this town is going to crap.
打住 我可不觉得我们小镇没救了
That"s my 2:00.
2:00了
The One Eyed Snakes motorcycle club.
独眼蛇飞车党来了
Their chapter president died gruesomely.
他们的分会老大死得很诡异
I"m doing the service.
葬礼由我包办
That explains why you"re wearing leather pants.
怪不得你今天穿了条皮裤
Been waiting forever to bust these out.
早就想晒晒这条裤子了
He looks like Prince.
他看起来好像王子
He looks like fat, white Prince.
他看起来好像白萝卜王子
Look but don"t touch, fellas.
伙计们 只许看不许摸哦
Oh, no, these are the guys who took over the steps.
天啊 他们几个是这里的霸主
I heard they pick on kids.
听说他们总是欺负小孩
Wait. I"m a kid!
等等 我就是小孩
Come on. Let"s take the long way.
我说 咱们还是绕着走吧
I"m not afraid of some high school kids.
我才不怕高年级的呢
Watch a "this".
看我的
Hey, hey. You can"t walk here.
喂 喂 此处禁止通行 [此处无法走动]
Oh, my gosh, I can"t walk here?
哎哟喂 我走不动
Oh, look, it"s a miracle! I"m walking!
你看 真是奇了 我就是走得动
Shut your butts, coconuts.
闭上你的臭嘴 白痴
But you said I couldn"t, but I"m doing it.
你说我走不动 可是我走得好着呢
But I want your butt to shut.
把你的臭嘴给我闭上
Oh, listen to the hum of my butt.
不如听我的臭嘴给你哼哼两句
Oh, listen to this: clap, clap shut, clap it shut!
听好了 抽死你 闭嘴 抽到你闭嘴
See you later!
咱们回见
Have a great life!
我祝你生活霉满
Oh, already having it!
美满着呐
That was intense. Those guys?
刚才好险啊 就他们几个
They"re just little acne covered kittens.
不过是满脸爆痘的小屁猫罢了
殡至如归敝馆是您永远的家
霍尼·戴夫 愿你安息上帝之所以赐你光环是因为他没法让你戴着头盔升天
This memorial jam has been going on for 21 minutes.
悼念仪式已经进行21分钟了
I just wonder if I should fade it out.
要不要进入下一环节
This was Horny Dave"s favorite jam.
这是霍尼·戴夫最喜欢的环节
Keep it cranked.
继续
Horny Dave"s favorite jam?
这是他最喜欢的环节
This is my favorite jam.
这是我最喜欢的环节
Keep it cranked, Eddie!
继续 埃迪
Oh, God, don"t come here, no, no, no, no. Welcome!
天啊 别进来 别别别别 欢迎光临
You serve beer?
这儿有啤酒吗
We... do not.
没...有
What"s that?
那是啥
That is beer.
啤酒
Sorry, we do. I lied.
抱歉 这儿有啤酒 我撒了谎
Let"s drink to Horny Dave.
向霍尼·戴夫致敬
To Horny Dave!
敬霍尼·戴夫
Um, the woman who won that drinking contest, she"s pregnant, right?
拼酒比赛的那个冠军 她怀孕了是吧
Well, they say in moderation.
据说已经几个月了
Hey, man, they don"t judge your lifestyle,
老兄 他们对你的生活方式都没做评判呢
you buttoned down pencil pusher.
你这只管收钱的老顽固
Sorry, Bobby, this motorcycle thing"s contagious.
抱歉 鲍鲍 这帮飞车党太有感染力了
I kinda want to go out and get a bike tonight.
我想晚上整辆自行车回来
Hassle shopkeepers. "Hey, old man!" You know?
挨家挨户捣乱 吼上一句"老不死的"
"You don"t know me."
"你不认识我"
"I"ll break your window and hit ya with a bat."
"我要用球棒敲烂你窗户砸碎你脑袋"
Sounds like a great idea, Teddy.
这主意不错 泰迪
Ah, maybe not.
说说而已
Probably just watch a hockey game.
大概只会看看曲棍球比赛吧
To Horny Dave! A helluva man!
敬霍尼·戴夫 绝世英雄
A helluva friend!
绝世朋友
A helluva lover!
绝世情人
Uh, they broke more bottles.
又开始摔瓶子了
Whoa, looks like our restaurant just got a lot edgier.
看来我们汉堡店亮丽了好多
Hope I can still get in.
希望还能迈进去脚
You probably can"t.
够呛
I"ll meet you guys after.
二位等会见
I like your lid.
我喜欢你的帽子
I like your vest. What"s left of it.
我喜欢你的马甲 还能穿真是奇迹
Yep, these colors have been to hell and back.
是啊 它曾随我闯过鬼门关
Part of "em stayed in hell.
一半留在那里回不来了
What are those pretty buttons?
那些漂亮的徽章是什么
Oh, these patches?
这些补丁吗
Well, we got this one for... tickling a cop.
这个是纪念...胳肢过条子
Cool! What"s that one for?
酷 那个呢
For not being associated with the white power movement.
纪念没有参加白人权力运动
And what"s that one for?
那个又是纪念什么
For blowing up a bunch of balloons...
纪念吹了好多气球...
for kids like you.
给你们这样的小孩
Just an ordinary day.
又是寻常的一天
Here at Bob"s Burgers. Right, kids?
在开心汉堡店的一天 是吧孩子们
Nice place. I"m Critter, by the way.
你们店不错 顺便告诉你 我是克里特
Uh, Bob.
我是鲍勃
Yeah, I"m the, uh, chapter president of these fellas.
我是 飞车党的分会老大
Horny Dave was, till his grisly death.
之前是霍尼·戴夫 他死得好惨
Well, I"m sure you don"t want to talk about it, so...
那个 咱们还是别说了吧
Yeah, he got into a wreck with a semi, all right.
他开着卡车撞上沉船
Real fiery.
场面老火爆了
By the time they pulled him out,
等他被拉出来的时候
his entire lower half, the horny half, was roasted.
他的老二 整根鸡鸡 全都焦了
That"s why Horny Dave"s vest here is in tatters.
所以这件本属于他的马甲才如此破烂
Um, it looks nice.
看着挺好的
No, it doesn"t, Bob. No, it doesn"t.
才不是呢 鲍勃 的确不咋地
This vest is supposed to make me look like
这件马甲本该助我
the unquestioned leader of this club, but instead I...
巩固老大地位 可是...
I just look foolish.
我看起来太二了
Whoa! Statch! Nasty Slim! Cool it!
史代奇 玩阴的 就是这样
See? Horny Dave was just a better leader.
看吧 霍尼·戴夫更有领导才能
If we were fighting, he"d come out and he"d say,
如果兄弟打架 他会站出来说
Let"s go cook some meth!"
"咱来整点冰毒吧""
And we would, and we"d forget all our troubles.
于是我们开动 之后烦恼就忘得一干二净了
That sounds nice.
听起来好温馨
Maybe we should cook meth.
我们也整点冰毒得了
I wanna forget my troubles.
我也想把烦恼忘光
God bless this meth.
上帝保佑这些冰毒
Kids, go inside.
孩子们 进屋去
So, uh, that"s your old lady, huh?
那个是你老婆吧
Uh, yeah. She goes by Linda. Or Dragon.
是啊 叫她琳达 或者恐龙
Whichever.
哪个都行
So is that your old lady?
那个是你老婆喽
No, Mudflap was Horny Dave"s.
不 挡泥布是霍尼·戴夫的老婆
She"s a special woman.
这个女人很特别
She can open a beer with her boobs.
她能用胸部起开啤酒瓶盖
Mine can"t do that. It"s an art.
我老婆可做不来 这是一门艺术
Oh, my!
天啊
Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 谢谢
Now I want them.
现在我想要胸部了
Is that a requirement for being in the club?
这是加入飞车党的必要条件吗
Wish it was that easy. Initiation was tough.
这么简单就好了 加入我们帮派很难的
Mudflap beat the snot out of some poser
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