看动漫学英语，海绵宝宝第一季第十四集对白（中英对照）

Jellyfish Jam
顽皮小水母
啊，这里是水母田，海绵宝宝来到这里再一次偷偷捕捉野生水母。海绵宝宝？哈喽，你在哪里？他应该在这里才对啊
Ah, Jellyfish Fields. Here we find SpongeBob once again stalking the wild jellyfish. SpongeBob? Hello? SpongeBob? Hmmm... he"s supposed to be here somewhere...
啊哈！
A-ha!
安全第一
Safety first.
啊哈！终于抓到你啦
A-ha! I finally got you!
啊，世界上任何美食都比不上的最健康、最天然的水母果酱。再见，拜拜！
Ah, there is nothing better than the taste of natural jelly from a jellyfish. See you later!
哦，我的眼镜啊！谢了，小家伙！拜拜！
Oh, oh my glasses! Thanks, little guy! Bye!
我不能陪你玩了，小水母，我要回家了
I can"t play anymore, jellyfish. I got to get home.
不行。你不能跟我回家
No. You can"t go home with me.
小水母，你要留在这里啦！
Jellyfish, you"ve got to stay here!

嘿！
Hey!
别动！
Stay!
别动...
Stay...
小水母！你给我听好，你不能跟我回家啦！
Jellyfish! For the last time, you can not come home with me!
哦，管他的！
Ahh, what the heck!
章鱼哥！嘿，章鱼哥！章鱼哥！章鱼哥哥！
Squidward! Hey, Squidward! Squidward! Squidwardiard!
章鱼哥！你看我的新宠物！
Squidward! Look at my new pet!
那不是宠物，那是野生动物
That"s no pet, that"s a wild animal.
才不是呢！你看它哦！捡回来！
No he isn"t! Watch this! Fetch!
我伸出多少根手指头？
How many fingers am I holding up?

装死！
Play dead!
就算他会自己去蹲马桶，我也不会让他进我家的！
I wouldn"t let that thing into my house even if it was potty-trained!
不用秀给我看啦
I didn"t need to see that.
好了，我们回家去好好玩个痛快吧
Well, we"re going to my house to have a little fun.
你怎么可能和一只小水母玩得很痛快呢？
How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?
全世界只有海绵宝宝这个家伙可以跟水母玩个痛快...玩12小时！
SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish... for 12 hours!
哦！哇哦，你真的很爱跳舞哎，好了，今晚跳够了
Whew! Wow, you sure like to dance. Well, that"s enough for tonight.
该睡觉了
It"s time to to bed.
嗯？
Huh?
你很不乖哦，小家伙
You got it all wrong, little fella.
上床。跟着我说
Bed. Repeat after me.
上床！
Bed!

你就睡在这里好了
We"ll just keep you right here.
喵
Meow.
你放心，小蜗。他不会有事的，晚安，我的宠物
Quit worrying, Gary. He"ll be just fine. Good night, everybody.
喵
Meow.
喵
Meow.
喵
Meow.
早安，小蜗。早安，小水母。小水母？小水母？出来啊，小水母。小水母！
Good morning, Gary. Good morning, jellyfish. Jellyfish? Jellyfish? Here, jellyfish. Oh, jelly!
喵
Meow.
哦，小水-！母
Oh, jellyfi-!
你们打哪来的？
Where do you all come from?
好了，够了。快点结束啦！我并没有那么欢迎你们
Okay, that"s it. Party is over! You guys have overstayed your welcome.
音响开得太大声啦
This music is way too loud.

好好笑哦
Very funny.
不要闹了！
I"m serious!
额！18个小时！
Grr! 18 hours!
我一定要好好教训一下臭海绵！
I"m gonna give that SpongeBob a piece of my mind!
哈喽？
Hello?
海绵宝宝，给我听好，你已经吵得我快要疯了！我真的受够你啦!
SpongeBob, listen to me, you square-headed assault on my ears! I"ve had enough of this!
草莓口味
Strawberry.
大家一起来吵吧！
Two can play at this!
好了，你们不要再闹啦！
Come on, guys, enough is enough!
嗯？
Huh?
哦？
Uh-oh!
嘿，不要激动！哦！好了，我去跟它说了！
Hey, take it easy! Ow! Okay, I"ll talk to him!

章鱼哥！可以请你吹竖笛吹得好听一点...好吗？水母好像不太喜欢听耶
Squidward! Would it be possible to play your clarinet a little... better? I don"t think the jellyfish like it.
水母不喜欢...？
The jellyfish don"t like...?
没问题，我会改进的
Why, sure, pal, I can play better.
好了，他说他会改进的
Okay, he said he"ll play better.
哦！更难听啦！
Uh-oh! That"s not better!
嘿！你们不要激动！
Hey! Take it easy with that!
那是我的！
Those are my things!
不-住手！
Don"t break th- Dow!
嗯，等等，我会小点声的，哦！哦！哦！
Uhh, w-wait, I can turn it down. Ow! Ow! Ow!
他们也太挑剔了吧，我不会再吹竖笛给你听啦
Everybody"s a critic. You won"t be hearing from me anymore.
嘿，你们很坏耶！
Hey, now, that wasn"t nice!

好啦，够啦！全部出去！
Okay, that is it! Everybody out!
快来，小蜗！
Come on, Gary!
小蜗，你说得对，谢谢你这么挺我
Gary, you were right. Thanks for not rubbing it in.
啊？他们停了
Huh? They stopped?
小蜗！不要...停...继续哦！
Gary! Don"t... stop... shaking it!
今天，过得很悲惨的海绵宝宝学到了宝贵的教训：野生动物疯起来是很可怕的
Today, SpongeBob has learned one of the sea"s harshest lessons: wild animals can throw very wild parties.
哦，好痛哦
Ooh, I felt that.