看动漫学英语，海绵宝宝第一季第七集对白（中英对照）

挑拨离间
Naughty Nautical Neighbors
哇哦，章鱼哥，这是你所做过最漂亮的蛋奶酥啦
Wow. Squidward, this is the best soufflé you have ever created.
恭喜你啦，大厨！
Congratulations, chef!
嗨，派大星
Hi, Patrick.
嗨，海绵宝宝
Hi, SpongeBob.
派大星，你是我在海底世界最好的朋友
Patrick, you"re my best friend in the whole neighborhood.
派大星，你是整个海底世界最笨、最傻、最呆的大白痴
Patrick, you are the dumbest idiot it has ever been my misfortune to know.
你真的这么想吗？海绵宝宝
Do you really think that, SpongeBob?
当然了，派大星，有眼睛的人都看得出来啊
Of course, Patrick. Anyone with eyes can see that.
好，很好，我觉得你好丑
Yeah? Well, I think you"re ugly.
黄色丑不拉几！
Yellow is ugly!
派大星，你在鬼扯什么啊？
Patrick, what are you talking about?
海绵宝宝，但愿我从来不曾认识你
SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you.
你真是海底世界的耻辱
You give bottom dwellers a bad name.

如果我真的从来不曾认识你的话，就要谢天谢地啦！
If I had a dollar for every brain you don"t have, I"d have one dollar!
嘿，派大星，听说你连黄色跟粉红色好分不清楚啊，你是色盲呆瓜！
Hey, Patrick, I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop... as some newspaper!
只有一个人比我还笨，就是你！
Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy!
是呀，你就表示，你也很笨！
Yeah, well, that means that, uhh... so are you!
你是只海底鸡！
Right, you"re a turkey!
什么东东？
What"s that?
就是你啦！
It"s what you are!
你比我还要大只！
Well, you"re a bigger one!
你还是黄的要命！你知道还有什么是黄的吗？
Well, you"re still yellow! And you know what else is yellow?
什么？
What?
你！
You are!
是吗？你怎么嘲笑我都没关系，因为我永远再也不想见到你了！
Oh, yeah? Well, it doesn"t matter what you call me, "cause I never wanna see you again anyway!
哼，讨厌鬼！
Aww, tartar sauce!
哇，章鱼哥，你噎到了！
Wow, Squidward, you"re choking!

额...我会救你，可是我要先去刷个牙才行，哦，管他呢
Uhh... uhh, I know what to do, but I should wash my hands first. Oh, well.
我赢了！
I win!
哇！派大星，你救了我！
Wow! Patrick, you saved me!
有吗？
I did?
有啊，你是我的救命恩人，朋友！
Yup! You"re a real lifesaver, friend!
朋友？
Friend?
朋友...
Friend...
喂，派大星，只是朋友...
Yeah, Patrick, we"re friends...
普通朋友
just friends.
那我们今天晚上要干什么？好朋友
So what are we gonna do tonight, best friend?
我本来想要吹我的竖笛独奏的
Well, I was going to practice my clarinet solo.

吹竖笛？我爱音乐！
Clarinet? I love music!
哼，谁稀罕？他们一点也不好玩，对吧，小蜗？
Ahh, who needs them? They"re no fun anyway, right, Gary?
小蜗？
Gary?
章鱼哥现在要演奏的是他独创的章鱼独奏E小调
Squidward will be performing his version of Solitude in E minor.
耶！E小调！好耶！耶！
Yeah! E minor! All right! Yeah!
嗯，有什么好担心的，我有一大堆好朋友，随便都可以找出来三个！
Ah, what am I worried about? I got plenty of friends! I can name three right off the bat!
额...
Uhh...
就这三个了
The gang"s all here...
哦！哦！我的背！我的背扭伤了！
Ow! Oh! My back! I threw out my back!
太好了，我的机会来了！
Oh, boy, now"s my chance!
海绵宝宝，不，不，你别过来！
SpongeBob? No, no, stay back!
你放心，章鱼哥，我来了！
Don"t worry, Squidward! I"m coming!
不，不，不，离我远一点！

No, no, no, get away from me!
等等！我来救你了！
Hang on! I"ll save you!
不，不！你不要过来！不，不！
No, no! Get away from me! No, no!
给我！
Hold on!
不，不！不要过来！
No, no! Get away!
哦！我完了！我...我...我...我好了！谢了！海绵宝宝，你真够朋友！
Oh! I"m ruined! I"m... I"m... I"m... I-I feel great! Thanks, SpongeBob! You"re a real friend!
朋友...
Friend...
不，不，不，我不是，不，不
N-no, no, no, I didn"t mean that, no-no.
放心，章鱼哥，这是朋友该做的
Don"t worry, Squiddy, old pal. That"s what friends are for.
派大星听音乐听到睡着了，没义气，真正的朋友就会为你演奏！
So dumb Patrick fell asleep on you, huh? Some friend. A real friend would perform for you!
真的吗？
You play?
开什么玩笑？我可是拉提琴的高手哎！
Are you kidding? I"ve been playing bassinet for years!

给我个一，朋友！
Give me an A, buddy!
章鱼哥是我最好的好兄弟
Squidward is my best friend in the world.
章鱼哥
Squidward...
喜欢派大星讨厌臭海绵
Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob.
哦！
Oh!
派大星是个又笨、又呆、又臭、又脏的叛徒！
And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer!
额，我会修好的
Umm, I can fix this.
那我们明天见了，章鱼哥，扣我！
...So, uhh, I"ll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me!
哎呀，真是有够恶心，我好想全身上下刷洗一遍
Yech! That was disgusting! I feel like I need to scrub myself.
嘿，兄弟，我可以帮你擦背哦
Hey, buddy. I warmed it up for ya.
派大星！出去！还有把衣服穿上！
Patrick! Get out! And put some clothes on!
怎么了，章鱼哥？
What"s the matter, Squidward, old buddy?

额？原来你们两个人狼狈为奸，我的好友和我的前好友...
Oh, ho-ho! So this is what I find, huh?! My best friend and my ex-best friend and...
...一起玩橡皮玩具！
...rubber bath toys!
哦，他先跟我做朋友的！
Oh, yeah?! Well, he was my friend first!
你这个背叛朋友爱泡澡的大头呆...
You"re just a backbiting, backstabbing silly blob of...
怎么会搞成这个样子！
This can"t be happening to me!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
兄弟！
Buddy!
章鱼哥，你在哪里？
Squidward, where are you?!
你去哪儿了？朋友
Where"d ya go, friend?
你在哪里？兄弟
Where are ya, ol" buddy?
太疯狂了！我要想办法让他们和好，不要再来烦我！
Oh, this is nuts! I need a plan to get those two back together and out of my hair!
章鱼哥
Squidward.

晚餐派对，我要去！
A dinner party? I"d love to!
很想我吧？
Did you miss me?
快进来！你今天好帅呀
Come on in! You look stunning.
我宁愿跟你共进晚餐也不会和...
I"d much rather dine with you than that lousy...
怎么是你？我不想跟那疯子坐在一起！
Say, what gives?! I"m not sitting near that maniac!
我也不要！这是场大骗局！
Me neither! This was a setup!
你们俩个不是最好的朋友嘛
I thought you two were my best friends.
我是你最好的朋友！
I am your best friend!
好吧，有谁要喝汽水？
Well, how about some soda, guys?
我要！
Yes, please!
谢了，朋友
Thanks, friend.
倒汽水给最好的朋友喝吗？
How about some for your best friend?
谢了，最好的朋友！
Thanks, best friend!

倒给我喝好吗？
Can I have some now, buddy?
等等，我还要！
Wait, I need some more!
我还没喝到！
I still didn"t get any!
给你喝，再来一点！
There you go. More please!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Hey, Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
派大星！你还有满满的一杯！
Patrick! Your glass is full!

哦，对...
Oh, yeah...
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Hey, Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Hey, Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Hey, Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Hey, Squidward!
章鱼哥！
Squidward!

非常抱歉，我家汽水没了，我出去买汽水
Sorry, boys, I"m all out of pop. I"m gonna go get some more.
你们两个待在这里聊聊天吗？
Why don"t you just stay here and chat?
早知道我就不要回来了
I should just walk away right now.
真是自找苦吃...请他们来，却丢下他们不管，好了，章鱼哥，今天学到了什么？
What a surprise... I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Squidward, what have we learned today?
你猜怎么样？章鱼哥
Guess what, Squidward?
我跟海绵宝宝又和好了呦！
Me and SpongeBob are friends again!
太棒了，去其他地方和好
Great, now go be friends somewhere else.
不需要我们帮你打扫吗？
Don"t you want us to help you clean this up a little?
不必！出去！
No! Out!
嘘，他嫉妒我们
Psst, I think he"s jealous.
好可怜呢
How pathetic.
哦，我的背
Ohhhhh, my back.